White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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