Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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