Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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