Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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