I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
We had sex on a dog bed..
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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