Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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