so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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