I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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