i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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