it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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