You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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