Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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