nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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