I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Your penis caused this!
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