Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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