the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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