Umm I'm too high to move.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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