At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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