Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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