Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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