I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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