The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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