I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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