I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
