Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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