woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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