she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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