oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Come see our sink grown plant.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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