i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I can't turn off my feet"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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