You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
