No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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