: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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