hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
