butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the day after is always just damage control
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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