This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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