In America we eat man semen.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
wow bdsm is so cute
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