Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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