no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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