I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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