stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you traded sex for a burrito?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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