when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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