...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
