pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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