in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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