Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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