i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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