Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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