Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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