if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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