I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think people are normalizing furries
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
